North Country Computing Terms (a little dated now):
- Log On: Making the wood stove hotter
- Log Off: Don't add any more wood
- Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood
- Download: Getting the wood off the truck
- Megahertz: When you're not careful getting the firewood
- Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much wood
- Ram: That thing that splits the wood
- Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter time in the snow
- Prompt: What the mail isn't in the winter time
- Windows: What you shut when it's cold outside
- Screen: What you shut when it's black fly season
- Byte: What those dang black flies do
- Chip: Munchies for the TV
- Microchip: What's in the bottom of the munchies bag
- Modem: What you did to the hay fields
- Keyboard: Where you hang the keys
- Software: Those dang plastic forks and knives
- Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
- Mainframe: What holds up the barn roof
- Port: Fancy wine
- Random Access Memory: When you can't remember what you paid for the rifle, when your wife asks.