Jed:

The Picture of Dorian Gray’s Anatomy: a specific part of Dorian never ages….

Don Quixote Ugly: a knight walks into a bar…

The Executioner’s Torch Song Trilogy: serial killer meets drag queen and has epiphany…ok, not really, he just kills him

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility: M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s romantic comedy of a boy who sees dead people in 19th century England

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Robert:

“Misery Love Company”
Bobby Baby meet his biggest date ever. Watch for Elaine Stritch in a cameo role. Scr: Stephen King Mus: Stephen Sondheim

“Das Glass Bottom Boot”
German submarine crew experience the tedium and terrors of boat touring in Florida. Feat. Doris Day, Arthur Godfrey. Dir: Wm. Peterson

“Little Big Man O’ War”
Just after WWI, Jack Crabb finds himself riding a prize-winning race horse. Later he and the horse retire to a stud farm.

“The Road to Iraq”
Camels, oil, dictators, explosions. Featuring two songs by Dorothy Lamour.

“Annie Get Your Guns Of Navarone”
Annie Oakley takes down the fortress while firing behind her back using a mirror. Gregory Peck, David Niven, Ethel Merman.

“Harry Potter and The Magic Christian”
Harry, Ron, and Hermione search for Valdemort on a trans-Atlantic cruise ship. Peter Sellers, Ringo Starr, Daniel Radcliffe

“Five Easy Mystic Pizzas”
Robert returns home to Gloucester, MA from the oils fields of Texas upon hearing his father took ill while working a double at the shop. Hold the chicken salad calzone.

“Memoirs of a Geisha Boy” The life a Geisha presented in flashbacks as she waits to start the telethon. Miyoshi Umecki, Jerry Lewis