Spam Lit

Spammers use random phrases from the books at and insert them into spam messages in an attempt to foil the spam filters. Here’s one that I got that almost seemed to make sense. It has all of the sentences strung together in a way to make it flow. The sentences themselves are intriguing. Put it all together and you might call it literature!

They have, however, allowed me a policeman, who may remain in the house with me. But the letter had also a greater distance to come. The window was open, and she distinctly saw his face, which she describes as being terribly agitated.
As low as you can, he answered; I have excellent ears.
I shall take your advice in every particular. Of these, he took five and thrust them into an envelope. Isa Whitney and I wish to speak with him. It took all my self-control to prevent me from breaking out into a cry of astonishment.
The words fell quite distinctly upon my ear. Or should you rather that I sent James off to bed? In this sinister way I came into my inheritance. There was the case, and of course, there was but one way out of it.
I am staying there while I conduct the inquiry. How Could they have decoyed him down there? He sank his face onto his arms and began to sob in a high treble key.
As I waited, I lifted the unopened newspaper from the table and glanced my eye over it. You see how quickly the deed followed the sign when it came from Dundee.
Putting the papers on the sundial, I read, peeping over his shoulder.
I had it from the stevedore who has been loading their cargo. If you will wait outside, I shall be with you in five minutes.