Mangled translation

People want to sell on eBay. What do you do if you can’t speak English? Well translation programs have come a long way. Here’s one Eric Parker sent me from an eBay auction for a Les Paul Guitar:

You know I am discuss…..All cloths living the chicken tail wine Les to protect is a good guitar, but can tell you come from with me in plain terms empirical of this….BE not all of them are good guitars… type you can’t let go of until come from you of reduction and hope earnestly the blood of the finger is running down fretboard! this…BE one of those guitars…before you will sell, you will become the hunger conservancy, and become a homeless type

Look at the auction